So that means today my life is half over!! It has been a terrible few days leading up to this mid life crisis as you can imagine and I now understand why people did certain things to get over this feeling.
So because of this Mid Life Crisis I need help deciding what to do...so let me know your thoughts. I have narrowed it down to the following 7 choices.
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| 1. Get a Girlfriend? |
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| 2. Buy a new Boat? |
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| 3. Save more money? |
4. Have a fling with Monica?
5. Buy a pool?
6. Buy my dream vehicle?
7. Take this smoking hot woman to dinner?
Altho I'd love you to pick the smokin hot woman in #7 to take to dinner, I'm holding out for the pool, but if you choose the boat...I'm not going to complain. I think you'd have problems with girlfriend #1 as you hate the beach...just looking out for you. With the gas prices the way they are, you'd be sad to see the total cost of your dream at the pump. So now we're down to Monica & Wells Fargo...I don't think it will be called Wells Fargo by the time I pass, let alone by the time you do. Don't worry about that one too much, your kids will be too old for them to enjoy the inheritance you leave them! Monica, well she's welcome anytime, I love her smile! But she's too old for you and the real problem is..she speaks English!! Your Loving Wife! HAPPY MID LIFE HENRY! I'll try to hang with you for a while longer...so pick the pool !
ReplyDeleteI say take #1, but if you do you will not live past 55..
ReplyDeleteSo 2nd choice would be Wells Fargo, that way you will have money till you are 105.
Third choice would be Monica, but again you will not make 105.
Last choice would be take smoking hot woman to dinner, but you have done that and know she is VERY VERY expensive, and without Wells Fargo you wouldn't have any money to pay the bill.
All I can say is Good Luck on whatever you choose, but remember that "talk" in the cabin woods you and Larry had a "few" years back.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and a half!
I would give you some advice on this, but I can't put it in writing. Someone may see my comments.
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I say take taht smoking hot wife of yours out then for a dip in the new pool followed by a ride in your new boat!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust my opinion but #1 you had a girlfriend (you married her). You bought a boat (with the girlfriend, now wife). You have no extra money so no worries about saving any. Fling with Monica….hahahaha yea Okay. Buy a pool; why need to something to do with your time like cleaning, checking, spending money on chemicals, etc. Buy your dream vehicle….your girlfriend/now wife would just take it and you have a new car. Take your smoking hot wife to dinner….probably a good idea!!!
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